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From: DAN FESTLER
Date: 16 Apr 2003
Time: 01:58:11
Remote Name: 65.29.50.175
Slink around, shuffling your feet and bobbing your neck like the lazy retard you are. - Walk down the middle of the street because you don't know what a sidewalk is for. - Hang out at carwashes and mini-marts because everybody knows these are the best places to be a dope, I mean dope. - If you're a nigger bitch, shit three nigger babies into the world before 17 years of age. This assures that welfare money will support you, so your nigger men have more time to commit crimes. Oh yes, make sure each nigger baby has a different father. - Bastardize the English language in the name of nigger culture. Make sure that several terms have multiple meanings and others have ambiguous meanings and that only 50% of nigger words are even complete words. Real niggers will know what you're trying to say. - As a culture, make sure there are always more bucks in prison than in college at any given time. - Hang out in packs of 10 to 15 and make sure everyone acts as annoying as possible. This helps to promote nigger individuality. - Always talk loud enough so everyone in the 'hood' can fucking hear you, and if they are niggers, they will know what your saying, bro. - Wear clothes that are 10 sizes too big, making sure the pants hang off your ass. Also huge pants facilitate stealing (let me translate that: "it be easier to lift dat 'box at the Kmart, homes"). If you have to hold them up while you walk, it only looks badder. - Park at least 5 junk cars in your yard while being careful not to use the driveway. It's OK to abandon them in the street as long as it's in front of someone else's crib. - Exaggerate every motion, every tonal inflection and grab your dick a lot. - Have red carpet, blue walls, brass and overstuffed furnishings (all rented), purple bathrooms and keep all windows covered so that no light can enter and no cops can see in while you... - Do drugs, sell drugs, make drugs. - Turn your backyard into a junk yard. If you don't have a backyard, turn your mother's into a junk yard. Eliminate every blade of grass. - Travel around leaching off relatives, friends, salvation armies. Abandon your children with them also. - Smack your kids and yell at them a lot. Make them feel less than human and that they have no future, which they don't because they're niggers like you. - Drink cheap wine and malt liquor every day, forgetting that "malt liquor" is just fortified cheap beer. - If you're a nigger buck: fuck anything that moves, no matter how ugly she is. After two eight-balls, even the ugliest, fattest nigger bitch will look good. - Be charitable and covet fat, ugly white chicks. After all, they're niggers too. They can't help being so undesirable to white men that they have to fraternize with black dudes on a 20/20 trip. And white ho's are a special trophy too, especially the not so ugly ones. - Spray paint everything in sight with scribbles that mean nothing to White people but mean things to fellow niggers (except niggers from another hood who will probably try to kill you for tresspassing on their turf) - Use the term "motherfucker" in every sentence. It's one of the most versatile words in the nigger language, being a noun, verb, adjective and complete mini-sentence in event you run out of thoughts. - Stop in the middle of the street, blocking all traffic to converse with fellow niggers and have complete disregard for everyone else. - Delay everybody at the checkouts while you and 3 other dudes fumble around for the $1.42 for the bottle of Magnum. - Clog isles at Kmart with strollers, bastard kids and your fat selves. If you're a cashier, never look at or be cordial to a customer and always talk to other niggers while you ring up the customer. - Overcharge customers at Taco Bell and pocket the difference. - Drive your car while slouched so low that you can barely see over the wheel (gangsta drivin'). - Get a job under affirmative action. Then sit around all day pretending that you earned the position and that the other co-workers respect you. Whe